We need to get together. We hunter's wives have to put up with a LOT! But... I have so far NOT dealt with dead deer/elk in my tub. I don't think I could get over it. We couldn't find anyone to process our deer and it's frozen in chunks in our freezer. Want some?
This may be one big clue that you did not marry a metrosexual. I think there are many things we did not know about men before we married them...or even after now that I think aobut it. But one thing I found out when talking with a group of men--they pee in the shower! Did you know this? For me it was completely new information. Why would they pee in the shower when the toilet is right there? Couldn't understand it, but I made my husband swear a solemn vow that he would never pee in our shower, a vow he swears he's never broken. Perhaps you should consider such a vow regarding dead animals...just a thought.
Lisa you are quite the Wife!! He owes you big.... hopefully HE will clean the tub REALLY well when Debbie is done with it! :o) My Brother-in law cuts up meat... so I don't have to see anything, just what is in the freezer... that's if & when he goes hunting and actually kills something! :o) -- He's not a huge hunter, but he loves to disect/cut open and explore.... it's all GROSS to me! -- I'm surprised I made it through 3 births with out a faint! --Seriously, you're the "WOMAN"!
Debbie the Doe. Oh, where did you go? I looked for you high. I looked for you low. I found you in my path, when I went to take a bath! Now you haunt me in my dreams. I don't know what that means! But I guess that's the rub, when there's a dead deer in your tub!
GROSS!
Disgusting!! I might not ever be able to shower there again!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm GLAD I don't have to take a bath in the tub!! Looks like someone was murdered!
ReplyDeleteOh well, the jerky will taste good!
Oh, that is very yucky indeed.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH. You have no idea how shocking that is to us California girls. That would be a deal breaker for me.
ReplyDeleteewww
ReplyDeleteYes, that might be cause for a whole lot of alimony payments in this house. You are a far better woman than I.
ReplyDeleteYou NAMED it?!?!
ReplyDeleteYou know you're in Idaho when... :-)
ReplyDeleteOH WOW, that is gross. Men and their great ideas... how long does she take to thaw??
ReplyDeleteWe need to get together. We hunter's wives have to put up with a LOT! But... I have so far NOT dealt with dead deer/elk in my tub. I don't think I could get over it. We couldn't find anyone to process our deer and it's frozen in chunks in our freezer. Want some?
ReplyDeleteThis may be one big clue that you did not marry a metrosexual. I think there are many things we did not know about men before we married them...or even after now that I think aobut it. But one thing I found out when talking with a group of men--they pee in the shower! Did you know this? For me it was completely new information. Why would they pee in the shower when the toilet is right there? Couldn't understand it, but I made my husband swear a solemn vow that he would never pee in our shower, a vow he swears he's never broken. Perhaps you should consider such a vow regarding dead animals...just a thought.
ReplyDeleteWow. I'm glad you were able to blog about it.
ReplyDeleteLisa you are quite the Wife!!
ReplyDeleteHe owes you big.... hopefully HE will clean the tub REALLY well when Debbie is done with it! :o)
My Brother-in law cuts up meat... so I don't have to see anything, just what is in the freezer... that's if & when he goes hunting and actually kills something! :o) -- He's not a huge hunter, but he loves to disect/cut open and explore.... it's all GROSS to me! -- I'm surprised I made it through 3 births with out a faint! --Seriously, you're the "WOMAN"!
Debbie the Doe.
ReplyDeleteOh, where did you go?
I looked for you high.
I looked for you low.
I found you in my path,
when I went to take a bath!
Now you haunt me in my dreams.
I don't know what that means!
But I guess that's the rub,
when there's a dead deer in your tub!
I guess you must really believe in the cleaning power of bleach.
ReplyDeleteYou have the best life, Lisa-Marie. So different and good.
You're a good gal. Couldn't do it. Hope he reads this and sees how lucky he is!
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